I want to take this opportunity that everyone have a safe and prosperous 2017. Personally I want to do something big and memorable. I will figure out just what that something is. In the meantime and to stay politically correct and in line with the news media fixations here are my new year resolutions.
I resolve to be nicer and to be a better caretaker of the planet.
I resolve not to watch fox news.
I resolve to look to the government to solve all my problems.
I resolve to have more patience with do nothing deadbeats of this world.
I resolve to bash Donald Trump every chance I get.
Below is a short list of some of my actual resolutions.
I resolve to spend less time with crazy people and more time with the productive.
I resolve to for go conventional norms at eat my sweets before I eat my meal.
I resolve to watch more sunsets and sunrises and less television.
I resolve to do my part in the advancement of a cure for PD.